I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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