Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You don't make any sense
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