Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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