all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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