He kissed a someone with a penis
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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