my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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