Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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