I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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