i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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