Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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