she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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