next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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