Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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