Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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