For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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