i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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