I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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