so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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