Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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