Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
