I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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