We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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