I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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