Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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