Plan B is the new Plan A
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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