he shaved USA in his pubs
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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