they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
