Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Buhtt sex?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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