im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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