Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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