Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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