I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Come on in and take your pants off
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