The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
how does that bad decision feel?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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