She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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