The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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