windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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