yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We don't watch enough power rangers
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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