shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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