You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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