when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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