the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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