if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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