According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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