You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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