He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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