I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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