Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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