i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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