Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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