Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And then my night got REAL pukey
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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