i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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