Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
im on a boat
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