So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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