Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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