Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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