how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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