Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Umm I'm too high to move.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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